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44:51 Castrated Tarzan in his natural habitat
"He died the same way the Master did" 😂😂😂
JP and TLW can be defended to their respective degrees, the line is crossed with JP3, but more so with these new transformer like films that can not possibly exist in the same universe as the first or even the second film.
Dinosaurs would not sell for millions. They'd sell for fucking billions
Jurassic park should have been a standalone movie with no sequels or spin offs. Change my mind.
Mauler and The Critical Drinker are the best reviewers of shit movies on all of YouTube.
I was watching the movie if you could call watching it while playing solitaire on my cellphone the same way I 'watched' The Last Jedi. I've had more interesting shytes than what those messes are. Come to think of it though the Lost World JP movie for me was the same thing I was a smoker back then and at first I thought maybe I just needed a cig while it was on but after watching MIB the first movie then seeing Spielburgs Lost World I needed to have a cyanide tablet.
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The villains trying to weaponize dinosaurs in this movie makes the Umbrella Corporation look like geniuses.38:38 ...........42:14 ............
Great video, but please don't use the word "retarded". It's an ableist slur that needs to burn with whoever thought this movie was a good idea.
The books are so much better
I dont understand the dinosaur relationships in this film. I thought they were supossed to be scary.
I'm still waiting for the Ark Survival Evolved movie. That would definitely justify Russians on dinosaurs!
biology girl is hot ;)
IT WAS ALL A LIIEEE!! Throws sand
Heels, since we last saw her, also got a better haircut than that orange bang shit
44:52 That isn't real... that, that cannot be real....
All these sequel/remakes are shit. The first Jurassic world was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Right up there with TLJ.