The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks EVER [ROUND 2]

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  • Published on:  Friday, December 15, 2017
  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson (MC Squared), Jeff Ross, Bill Burr, Richard Pryor and Milton Berle, reporters Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver, Bryan Cranston (mic drop), Eric Andre, Idris Elba, Kumail Nanjani, Deepak Chopra (all belief is a cover up for inscurities), Elon Musk funny response, Bill Gates (blue screen), Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, Jay Leno Discovery Space Shuttle, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Quentin Tarantino, Richard Ayoade, Burt Reynolds Nickelodeon host, Marc Summers 'neatness freak', Charles Barkley vs. Michael Jordan

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  • Mills JB

    Mills JB

     3 hours ago

    Snuck is a word, how can she not know that?

  • Aaron Brockington

    Aaron Brockington

     16 hours ago

    @9:50...interesting...Richard Ayoade is half Nigerian, half Norwegian but the interviewer only asks about his influence on British Norwegians, kind of brushing aside his Nigerian heritage...makes me think this interviewer is a bit of a bell-end....

  • Kevin Singh

    Kevin Singh


    'Motley crew' who gets it?

  • Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays


    isnt this the commentator from that awful t.v. show. thats a knockoff of ridiculousness

  • Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays


    "please dont ever touch me again" is the funniest off the cuff comeback? this is horrible

  • nicerperson


     3 days ago

    This isn't funny, it's painful

  • Ree Dacted

    Ree Dacted

     4 days ago

    Where is his Oscar? He hasn't sucked it out the balls of Weinstein yet.

  • Dennis Petrini

    Dennis Petrini

     4 days ago

    watched half the video. Not a single comeback yet.

  • Joe Pimentón

    Joe Pimentón

     4 days ago

    Burt pero al menos el seguía teniendo esposa!!!

  • Cosmic Azazel

    Cosmic Azazel

     4 days ago +1

    I really love that BBC reporter .I love how he triggers these self important , narcisstic celebrities and their american fans who love to choke on celebrities dick.we need more hard hitting journalist like these in todays environment.

  • Antenna Wilde

    Antenna Wilde

     6 days ago +1

    "You're not a neatness freak anymore". Had that dork no idea he was fucking with Burt Reynolds? Nobody fucks with Burt Reynolds.... except Dom DeLuise, who Reynolds slapped constantly for doing so. Watch how Reynolds steps away before throwing the pie, to get more leverage. Look at his face before he did so. Reynolds is a monster!

  • Shirley Pena

    Shirley Pena

     6 days ago

    The casting agent with the big, bouffant hairdo missed the opportunity for a good comeback response to Jeff Ross. She should have replied "Not exactly. Unlike Amy Winehouse...and YOURSELF...I still have ALL my own teeth! Oh well, judging by the size of your ass and gut, it doesn't seem to be affecting your ability to EAT, good for you!" OMG, if I were as butt UGLY as Jeff Ross is, I'd go easy on jokes that involve critiquing the looks of others...although I gotta admit what he said to that Jewish comedy writer was bang on funny. :-)

  • Giovanni Rodriguez

    Giovanni Rodriguez

     7 days ago

    I like how he said hey there motley crue but he cant steal that name because he just fucking cant

  • Kate Quinn

    Kate Quinn

     7 days ago

    Shut up about the dam chair already. All that time whining about it could have been used to promote your project, the reason you're there, dude.

  • Toni Camille Bradley

    Toni Camille Bradley

     7 days ago

    I have heard better come backs in normal bars and coffee house

  • Norn Iron Niall

    Norn Iron Niall

     7 days ago

    Burt Reynolds was a legend. RIP.

  • Drew Baccah

    Drew Baccah

     7 days ago

    Why can't we comment on the dick fart ads....? Quit bloating people with short sited dreams.

  • opticalcanine


     7 days ago

    I feel bad for the old dude vs lady on the news. She just reads the scripts she's given on the prompter and the dude knows that but he seems to be going senile :/

  • Fraser is Not Nice

    Fraser is Not Nice

     7 days ago

    The narration ruined it

  • Troy


     7 days ago

    "There's an irrigation problem in Gilroy" Jesus he crucified her. That's probably the best he could've burned her without being so obvious that everyone would pick up on it and it'd ruin the show