Stupid Lies I Believed for Way Too Long

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  • Published on:  Sunday, January 15, 2017
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  • Horrors Peak

    Horrors Peak

     a years ago +5413

    We had no idea what we had coming

  • Magne Toftanes

    Magne Toftanes

     21 days ago +537

    Person: * cuts themselves on a rusty shovel *
    Jaiden: Careful, you could get Tetris.
    Person: * Morphs into a Tetris shape while the themesong plays from nowhere *

  • Nightmare Wolf

    Nightmare Wolf

     21 days ago +219

    Not even with the power of

  • Rockstar Dove

    Rockstar Dove

     14 days ago +109

    I used to think the 2nd president was Abraham Lincoln

  • isxjal


     7 days ago +61

    Yeah, i wanted glasses when I was younger too.
    eventually i got glasses
    and now i hate them
    don’t get glasses.

  • Sad Snorlax

    Sad Snorlax

     1 months ago +1841

    1997-early 2000: sitting to close to the tv will damage your eyes
    2019: VR

  • Neal :P

    Neal :P

     14 days ago +64

    3:59 one time my teacher had us write a short story about lies parents tell you, but with a twist of the "real reason" they tell their kids them, so i chose the TV lie. I wrote the story that if you sit too close to the TV, the TV gets mad because your blocking its view to the real world, which is like its entertainment. I think its pretty creative and im still proud of it even though it was a couple years ago :P

  • psyduckie89


     21 days ago +365

    I’m sorry I’m so late but………
    2019 anyone????
    Edit: omg thx I’ve never gotten this many likes!!

  • Mocha Gacha

    Mocha Gacha

     7 days ago +76

    "I really really wanted glasses"
    Me: haha.. hahaha.. HAHA.. HAHAHAH
    Glasses are terrible take it from someone that has been wearing glasses since Kindergarten

  • ZakyDaPro


     4 days ago +11

    Damnit I just went to the dentist to get a silver tooth (it's metal) and I was planning to have Aluminum foil for dinner

  • Emily Cox

    Emily Cox

     3 months ago +4812

    takes glasses off to clean them
    cleans them thoroughly
    puts them back on
    Already dirty
    Anyone with glasses can relate??

  • Kien Nguyen

    Kien Nguyen

     7 days ago +13

    One of the lies are when you swallow gum stays in your stomach for seven years

  • Kod Adı Oyun

    Kod Adı Oyun

     5 days ago +6

    Sometimes I even forget having glasses at my eyes its not a problem really.

  • GamerBoyMike


     14 days ago +13

    One lie I believed until early 2016 was this:
    If you watch too much TV, your head will explode (my Dad told me that back in 2011/2012)

  • GamerDude4987


     21 days ago +11

    Jaiden: careful, you could get Tetris!
    Me: can I get a gameboy to play it on

  • ZSH 58

    ZSH 58

     7 months ago +2334

    Who us watching close to 2019 or 2019

  • TopHatHomie


     21 days ago +23

    Jaiden: Maybe standing too close to the TV will improve your vision
    Me, someone who has glasses: Stands a inch away from the TV

  • Alden Prince

    Alden Prince

     14 days ago +11

    Jaiden: be careful, you can get Tetris!
    James: raises shovel while putting his other hand out

  • someone on this planet

    someone on this planet

     7 days ago +3

    [3:48] I wanted glasses to and got it but in 3rd grade but in 7th grade my class had a immunisation and before we got the injection a doctor had to check our eyesight and he told me that I don't need them and I realised that my parents just told the eye doctor ( I don't know the term for the guy who checks the degree for our glasses is called) to give me glasses at zero degrees and said that my degree is 75 . Geez , now I don't where them .

  • Kat Potato

    Kat Potato

     7 days ago +10

    I just realized this was posted on my birthday. Kdjsjdjjdjcndd