Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park In 3 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, May 14, 2013
  • After much demand, we decided to point the sin-counter at the dinosaur classic, Jurassic Park. And no, one of the sins isn't that the kids don't die.

    Coming Friday: A Conversation about Star Trek Into Darkness.
    Coming Next Tuesday: Another Sins video.
    In The Coming Weeks: Musical wizard stupidity.

    No movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next? Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/cinemasins-store
  • Source: https://youtu.be/7KjB-_bjOJs
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  • Thomas Zimmerman

    Thomas Zimmerman

     2 days ago

    Please redo this one already!

  • Kayla Caliver

    Kayla Caliver

     3 days ago

    Don’t mess with Jurassic park

  • Naveena Vice

    Naveena Vice

     7 days ago

    There needs to be an expanded version of this

  • Meshal Xd GAMER

    Meshal Xd GAMER

     7 days ago

    Everything is wrong with your mom bithc

  • Triune Blades

    Triune Blades

     7 days ago

    Sins should've been removed for the raptor kitchen scene and for when the raptor lifted the plastic and scanned his next meals one at a time at the end. I could watch those scenes over n over.

  • Thomas

    Thomas

     7 days ago

    what annoys me like crazy is the fact that the cars are not even touching the electrical rail it supposed to run out of.. also, who designs a place like this where one guy has the power over everything? also, they pass the damn t-rex went about their tour but somehow they are still att the t-rex several hours later? wtf is up with that? also, the t-rex wrecks the fence and pushes down a car where he came out, but its like 30 meters down, how did the t-rex just get up like nothing?

  • David Brown

    David Brown

     14 days ago

    Don't care I liked it and will always be one of my favourites.

  • gentlemen.

    gentlemen.

     14 days ago

    1:00 I’m pretty sure he only does it for VIP guests, normal ones would just watch the video

  • Liz P

    Liz P

     14 days ago +1

    Like I mean..we all thought these things when we saw the movie but we still don't care 🤣

  • naruke3176

    naruke3176

     14 days ago

    How many times does John Hammond say “we spared no expense”? Because I feel like it’s half his lines.

  • Nifty Capybara93

    Nifty Capybara93

     14 days ago

    3 minutes? 36 sins? Those are rookie numbers for the cinema sins I know

  • Ray Goshay

    Ray Goshay

     14 days ago

    3 Minutes or less? Hell, even 30 minutes of sins would be inadequate. I'll simply state one mind- numbing sin you've not included: A scientist allows a child to reach out to a wild animal because it's a "harmless" herbivore. Try patting a rhinoceros or a water buffalo or a wild horse...

  • Strong Bull

    Strong Bull

     21 days ago

    The cliff where the t Rex and goat levitated is the most ridiculous part.

  • Joe Tairei

    Joe Tairei

     1 months ago

    This could have been 15 minutes longer; there were way more sins than that.

  • Gummy_Bear_Gaming

    Gummy_Bear_Gaming

     1 months ago +1

    Jurassic park is awesome, no faults I don’t think

  • Eddie Dulko

    Eddie Dulko

     1 months ago

    You are promoting a theme park with living dinosaurs,yes? So why do the vehicles have a skeleton on the Jurassic Park logo?

  • jakey Dee FPV

    jakey Dee FPV

     1 months ago

    Can you update this to your current platform and make it last forever? Thank you.

  • vpustote

    vpustote

     1 months ago

    At the beginning... John Hammond doesn't get out of the helicopter and go into the trailer. He was already there. The helicopter is arriving to pick him up.

  • Francesco Petragnani Ciancarelli

    Francesco Petragnani Ciancarelli

     1 months ago +1

    The names of the dinosaurs near the DNA vials are "wrong" because they're written in Latin

  • STREME SPOATS

    STREME SPOATS

     1 months ago

    1:22 posibly